Dear Readers,
I received a very disturbing e-mail a while ago from a former follower
of The Philanderer's Homepage. It would seem that this unfortunate fellow
had bookmarked The Philanderer's Homepage on his www browser on the home
computer. Unbeknown to him, his wife was surfing the net while he was at
work and decided to checkout her husband's hot list. Unfortunately The
Philanderer's Homepage was disastrously easy for his wife to find.
She had absolutely no suspicion of his extramarital affair before finding The Philanderer's
Homepage. He had no idea of her discovery.
She didn't confront him right away with her knowledge of The Philanderer's
Homepage. As her suspicions were raised due to her "discovery",
she began to take note of her husband's habit's. At the first sign of a
slip-up, she went for the kill.
The slip-up you ask? Read on.
She was waiting up for him after he had told her that he would be working
late. He had told her that he didn't know how late he would be and not
to stay up as it could be after midnight before he got home. Around 10:30
P.M. she called his work. No Answer. She then phoned her husband's work
colleague who is also in the same department. His colleague was at home
and had no knowledge of her husband having to work late.
When he arrived home she met him at the door, and remained as calm and
collected as she could. As he was taking off his coat, she wrapped her
arms around him and gave him a big smooch. She then asked why he had alcohol
on his breath. He turned red, stammered a bit, but was unable to come up
with an immediate answer. She then asked why he didn't answer the phone
when she called his office. Again he was unable to immediately answer her
question. She then asked him about the perfume smell on his shirt. At that
point he thought he was busted. Assuming she knew what was going
on, he confessed on the spot.
Be advised folks, this information contained in this webpage can be
used against you. If your significant other was to come across this page,
they will know what to watch for. Life as you now know it may come to an
abrupt end.
For your own safety, unless you are the only one who has access to
your computer, Don't bookmark this webpage!
The title as it appears on your hotlist may look harmless but the
contents can bury you!!!
If you have already bookmarked this webpage and you wish to return to
it, commit the address to memory then , remove it immediately so
that others will not stumble across it!
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