Is That A Honeydew Melon In Your Pants?

Just when you think you have heard and read it all, you come across something so odd, you can’t believe your eyes. I came across something called “Scrotal Infusion”. Now what may you ask is scrotal infusion? It’s where a man decides his balls are just a wee bit small and he’d like something bigger to impress the ladies.

And what do you think he does to increase their size? An implant operation? No. Eating more Wheaties to get his manly strength up? No. Well I will tell you what he does, he gets an I.V. bag, and a tube and a needle and injects fluid into his balls. I kid you not. If done properly, in time, over a few days, the fluid of saline solution will become absorbed by the body, so I guess he just needs to plump up his boys before a hot date, really…

Well big shocker here, some geniuses that have tried this have done it improperly and had their balls swollen up very badly and needed to get medical help when their bodies didn’t absorb the fluid. I read of one case where a man had injected 2 litres, that’s 8 cups, 4 cups per ball, of fluid. It’s unbelievable anyone would try such a thing, but do they really think women want a guy with testicles the size of basketballs? Really?

I will never forget an odd caller that spoke lovingly of a man he wanted yet never got and how his testicles were “The size of honeydew melons.” As I tried very hard to suppress laughter as this man waxed poetic on another man’s cock and balls for over 2 hours, I couldn’t believe all that I was hearing. Holding that laughter back on that call was incredibly hard. From the tip of his cock that was, “Like the tip of a jeweled scepter”, to the honeydew melon sized balls, I couldn’t believe my ears for the most part at the bizarre descriptions I was hearing. I swear after 2 hours, I’d loved to have seen a picture of this cock and balls myself, as they were made out to be the most perfect specimens of male genitalia in all of humanity. So you too can have the balls of your dreams only an I.V. bag and a injection away……WTF is next I ask myself…..

I’m Gonna Cut It Off!

Now this next topic is amusing to many a wronged woman, but most men will no doubt cross their legs and gulp with eyes widened. There’s a fair number of cases world wide of women cutting off the penises of their men. One can only assume the women were wronged to do carry out such an act of revenge. You have to hand it to these gals, they are not lacking in creativity.

We all recall 20 years ago The Lorena Bobbit case, but that’s by no means the only one. In Southeast Asia it seems women should not be pissed off, since it happens there world wide more than anywhere else. I recall laughing years ago and even cutting out an article and mailing it to a friend about one such woman who wanted to make sure there were no chances of penis reattachment. She actually tied her husband’s severed penis to a helium filled balloon and sent it into the sky, never to be seen again.

If it is just cut off, the chances of reattachment are fairly high, but sending it into the cool night air via a balloon isn’t the only way women have made sure no repairs were done. One fed it, yes fed it, to the dog, another put it in the garbage disposal and turned it to mush, another flushed it down the toilet,  but plumbers were called and found it and it was reattached in that case. Maybe she should have chopped it up first? But I digress…..They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and it’s easy to believe.

Several have even made a point to drug the husbands beforehand, tie them up, then cut it off. To a woman, when you hear of these cases, you automatically think, “Oh, he was screwing around on her.” So guys, beware if you’re screwing around. Some women will make sure, REAL sure, you won’t be doing it again.