This Is Gonna Hurt

Cock and ball torture can be pretty fun stuff. My cruel and devious mind has made more than one caller grimace and flinch as I describe in graphic detail just what I’d do to their manly bits if they were in front of me.

One I spoke to liked to pour very hot water over his cock, not out of the kettle hot, but as hot as it would come out of the tap hot, which can still be near scalding temperature. He said the tip would get so bright red from the hot water that it “Resembled the bud of an exotic flower.” How poetic……

I get right into these calls, I’d slap their dicks with the bottom of rubber soled slippers until they were wailing in pain. Want some burning from the inside out? I can arrange that. Q-Tips dipped in icy hot gel and inserted up the cock can deliver a frightening sensation that will last for days and nights on end.

Makes you wonder what sort of mind wants to inflict pain on their most tender of body parts. I for the life of me don’t get it. I would never want anyone to be torturing my clit, that sounds beyond horrible, yet it’s the same principal. Some just want their balls hurt, others only their cock, some both. Some go so far as to get into actual castration fantasies of actually cutting all their junk off once and for all. Now that’s a bit permanent, and if they did it, they’d never be able to enjoy the sensations of cock and ball torture again. It would be the end of it.

I’m Gonna Cut It Off!

Now this next topic is amusing to many a wronged woman, but most men will no doubt cross their legs and gulp with eyes widened. There’s a fair number of cases world wide of women cutting off the penises of their men. One can only assume the women were wronged to do carry out such an act of revenge. You have to hand it to these gals, they are not lacking in creativity.

We all recall 20 years ago The Lorena Bobbit case, but that’s by no means the only one. In Southeast Asia it seems women should not be pissed off, since it happens there world wide more than anywhere else. I recall laughing years ago and even cutting out an article and mailing it to a friend about one such woman who wanted to make sure there were no chances of penis reattachment. She actually tied her husband’s severed penis to a helium filled balloon and sent it into the sky, never to be seen again.

If it is just cut off, the chances of reattachment are fairly high, but sending it into the cool night air via a balloon isn’t the only way women have made sure no repairs were done. One fed it, yes fed it, to the dog, another put it in the garbage disposal and turned it to mush, another flushed it down the toilet,  but plumbers were called and found it and it was reattached in that case. Maybe she should have chopped it up first? But I digress…..They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and it’s easy to believe.

Several have even made a point to drug the husbands beforehand, tie them up, then cut it off. To a woman, when you hear of these cases, you automatically think, “Oh, he was screwing around on her.” So guys, beware if you’re screwing around. Some women will make sure, REAL sure, you won’t be doing it again.