TER Reviews

I recently noticed that my great reviews TER were removed.  I have no idea why, nor have I asked.  I don't think it is really that important to me, for several reasons.  First, I am a provider part-time.  I have a pretty busy life, outside of the industry, so me attempting to have 5 visitors a day is just not practical.  Next, I always pay attention to signs from the universe & perhaps that is just another sign that the industry, & maybe my part in it, has become too public.  Therefore, not having reviews on TER is not such a bad thing.  That being said, you are welcome to click onto snippets of my past & now unavailable reviews at the link.  Don't forget, if you really enjoyed your time with me, tell your comrades in the community. 

Pictures & Appearance

Sorry, no pictures here.  Yeah, I know you are disappointed.  I would be too, if I was getting ready to put down my hard earned money on seeing a girl & found out she did not have a full gallery of pictures, showing every part of her anatomy. 

Usually, ladies who do that need to bring in new visitors regularly, because this is their primary means of making money.  That would not be the case for me.  I do this as a hobby that I really enjoy.  So, pictures are unnecessary for me.

Generally, I am old & fat.  Well, not exactly...well, maybe.  I am 42-years-young, with most people thinking I am in my early thirties.  I am, white, bright blue eyes, great smile, 5'3", 150 pounds (size 10), 36DD.  Okay...old, fat, short, & stacked!

New Review!

"Emily Rose offers a wonderful experience that should not be missed. Her website and blog is a great place to start, and contains a lot of information that was helpful in deciding to see her. Emily is thorough when screening and it took a few weeks to set up a meeting. It was definitely worth the wait.....

There are no pictures of Emily anywhere, but as other reviewers have noted, she is a beautiful woman. When she opened the door I knew I was in great hands. Emily has short red hair, piercing eyes, smooth white skin, and a wicked, perfect smile. I found out later that she is intelligent, engaging and incredibly skilled at her specialty. Non VIPs, I highly recommend. If you like the vibe of her blog, and have the courage to take the leap, you will have an awesome time."

"Bong Hit for My Di**"

"I wasn't sure what to think of Emily Rose Smiles. I had read her reviews, visited her website, and really liked what I read, but was still unsure if I wanted to make the drive up to Baltimore. Based on the one very voluptuous picture and all of the mystery in some of what some folks wrote, I wanted more info. We emailed back and forth for a couple of months where I had initially made an appointment. I had to cancel as something came up after I had made the appointment weeks in advance.

When I finally connected again, I picked a time of day during the week when I could drive up before traffic got too bad. She gave great directions to an area that I was unfamiliar with, but parking was easy. When I got to her door, she opened it immediately. Standing before me was a short-haired, redheaded porcelain MILF spilling over a black bustier with a big smile on her face. I guess I could describe her as a little gothy and a little wickeny? She’s also very confident and very smart. She can hold pretty awesome conversations."

Industry Guide: Reviews

By far, the largest review database can be found at The Erotic Review (AKA TER).  It is so popular, because as a VIP member you get full access to all the naughty details of the provider's service, such as does she suck cock without a condom or are her pictures accurate.  Other review sites include

Big Doggie 
Naughty Reviews

Reviews are an important element to visiting a reputable provider.  Without them, most of the time you would be wasting your money.  However, when you look at someone's reviews you have to do so with a discerning eye.

1.  Are the reviews about the same?  All providers have a baseline standard.  Do the reviews follow that pattern?  If they do not, chances are likely there is an outside variable affecting her service, such as drugs or alcohol.

2.  Do the reviewers have a history of other reviews?  Frequently, websites will offer free memberships to the clients, if they write a review.  Therefore, you want to make sure the reviewer has written other reviews & not just the one you are currently reading.

3.  How old is the review?  If the provider is active, there is no reason to consider reviews more than two years old.  All people change in two years, so will the provider.  Hopefully, it will be for the better.