Feeling Super Naughty

I am feeling super naughty, while at the library, surrounded by four cutie-pie Mormon boys on their mission.  Yummmy!

Scary Boy

Early this morning I got a text from a stranger.  This is the conversation:

7:51am:  Hey, Emily
8:21am:  Hi
8:24am:  What u doing?
8:25am:  Chatting with you
8:25am:  Wanna see me?  At your place
8:31am:  Have you been screened?
8:35am:  No go for it
8:36am:  Go to my website to get started
8:35am:  U in Catonsville?
8:37am:  I am not in Catonsville
8:39am:  Where?
8:39am:  Baltimore
8:41am:  Where in bmore?
8:42am:  Once you have been screened, you can have more details
8:42am:  street
8:44am:  Email me at EmilyRoseSmiles@gmail.com to get started with your screening.
8:45am:  Ok {other provider name}.  I'll be at {street address} today.
8:47am:  Sorry.  I am not interested in meeting you since you just texted me the address of another provider.
8:47am:  U not her?
8:48am:  No.
(I stopped communicating with him, at this point)
8:48am:  I'm sorry boo
8:48am:  Is that {another provider name}'s place?  I remember going there once
9:05am:  Hello
9:06am:  Let's talk
9:06am:  I'll just meet you there in the back door area in hour
9:12am:  See you {provider name}.
9:12am:  I am on my way
9:12am:  {picture of provider in bra & panties on a bed}
10:06am:  You going to jail
10:31am:  Taking you out {provider name}
10:31am:  I will get my revenge
10:32am:  I will watch you always
10:32am:  Shits just got real
10:32am:  bye

Obviously, he had me confused with someone else.  Obviously, he is unbalanced.  This is why it's so important to for a provider to screen & cross reference any information given. So, stop your bitchin', when the screening process is not going just the way you had hoped.