Booby Trap

To many selling oneself is a taboo, but we all also know that prostitution is the world’s oldest  profession, and with good reason. France has always been a forward thinking country, and I found it amusing when I read about how during the last number of wars it was involved in, there were mobile prostitution units sent out to the front lines for soldiers to find a bit of comfort and relief with.

It seems a sensible thing, really, the poor fellows are stressed and fighting all day, do they not deserve a bit of female companionship to relax with, their lives are on the line! The mobile units were infamous for their spreading of disease though, so I’m guess they were not having safe sex, but the idea is a sensible one in theory.

British officers made it a point to try and visit the same whore’s the German officers did, in the hopes of getting some useful strategic pillow talk, and it did work a number of times. Loose lips really do sink ships.

Whore’s have always followed the men for business, war camps are good place for a whore to set up shop. She will have stressed men that need comforting, not much competition, it makes a lot of sense.
If not for the disease issue, it is a grand idea, as most fighting takes place outside of towns and cities where brothels are normally in operation. Cat houses aren’t known to set up shop in the middle of nowhere, except in Nevada, but that’s a different story.

Incest is Best

One of my phone sex callers has a taboo fantasy he always likes to talk about. He insists that I call him Uncle Larry and that I am his niece, Amber. He loves incest roleplay, since sometimes I play his cousin Cathy that he fooled around with as a teenager. He likes to relive these exciting moments from decades ago even now as he pleasures himself. He loves to talk about all these naughty things.

Incest roleplay is exciting to many callers, they seem to just adore it, mommy and son especially I find. Depending on the company I get calls from, some allow it, some not, but at the ones where it is allowed, I am fine to indulge them in their fantasies. One man not only wants to play with mommy, but with her boyfriend as well. I wonder if perhaps in the past he might have spied on them and masturbated as he did to have such vivid fantasies. One can never know.

Surprisingly there is very little of the daddy and daughter roleplay requested, and I’d have thought that would be popular, but most guys seem to be hung up on mom for some reason. They think about her catching them masturbating and fucking her, spying on her masturbating, in the shower watching from doors cracked open trying to peer through steam covered glass doors etc., and also taking mom’s panties out of the hamper. Plenty of guys are having naughty thoughts about mom and have masturbated to her panties.

Hegre-Art

Mexican Kama Sutra

Ceramic pieces featuring couples engaged in sexual intercourse are frequently sold to curiosity-seekers in Mexico. They are thought to be of approximately the same age as the Olmec culture (approx. 1500 to 400 BC). It is possible these were made as teaching aids to demonstrate different sex positions, like the more famous Indian Kama Sutra.

For more information, see Frontiers of Anthropology.

Phallic Worship

The term “phallic worship” or “phallicism” denotes religious veneration of the phallus, or erect penis. Nowadays, of course, “cock worship” is most prevalent among females and gay men, but in the past the practice was much more widespread, with the phallus representing the divine creative principle. Phallicism may involve worship of a phallic icon, as seen in this early 20th century illustration by Alméry Lobel-Riche, or it may be personified in the form of a God such as Priapus.

One of the first historians to appreciate the full extent of Phallicism was an Englishman named Hargrave Jennings, who produced numerous works on the subject in the last decades of the 19th century – either under his own name, or the pseudonym of “Sha Rocco”, or anonymously. In books like The Masculine Cross and Ancient Sex Worship (1874), Phallicism Celestial and Terrestrial (1884) and Phallic Miscellanies (1891) he showed that worship of the “male generative organ” is common to virtually all cultures of Europe, Asia, Africa and the Americas. Furthermore, the practice is not confined to supposedly primitive cultures – Christianity recognizes a number of Phallic saints, such as St Ters, St Guerlichon and St Foutin, who were benevolent symbols of fertility and objects of pious reverence amongst women in particular.

Taoist Sex: Two Dancing Phoenixes

Taoist Sex is the ancient Chinese equivalent of Tantric Sex. But whereas Tantra is the Way of the Goddess, Taoist Sex is focused more on enhancing the health and longevity of the male participant. While the sexual positions of the Kama Sutra are designed to heighten and prolong the pleasures of the female, their Taoist equivalents are aimed more at the pleasure of the male. This is particularly apparent in the position illustrated here (in a Japaneseshunga print of the late eighteenth century), in which a man is copulating simultaneously with two female partners. In this position, called “two dancing phoenixes”, one female lies on top of the other, both spreading their legs so that their vaginas (referred to in Taoism as “yin gates”) are easily accessible to alternate thrusts of the man’s erect penis (“yang spear”).

Sex with Aliens

Earlier this year, an attractive female psychic named Stephany Fay Cohen announced on daytime TV that she regularly has sexual intercourse with extraterrestrial aliens including the Greys, the reptilians, the cat people and the octopus men. She said these encounters, which result in “out-of-this-world orgasms”, take place when her physical body is asleep but her spiritual body travels to other planets. For full details, see I have sex with aliens.

Phallic Symbolism

The erect penis is a powerful symbol in art, mythology and religion, and its size is often exaggerated for greater effect. However, if it is exaggerated too much the effect becomes comic, as in this image based on a book illustration by Aubrey Beardsley. The original drawing, dating from 1896, depicts a scene from a classic Greek drama called Lysistrata. It reflects the ancient Greek theatrical tradition whereby the actors in comedies wore enormous stage-prop phalluses.

The Kama Sutra Size Chart

According to the Kama Sutra, men can be classified on the basis of the size of their penis, or lingamas it is called in Sanskrit. A person with a small penis is described as a hare-man, one with an average-sized penis is described as a bull-man, and one with an abnormally large penis is described as a horse-man. Similarly, females can be classified according to the size of their yoni, or vagina. A woman with an unusually small yoni is called a deer, one with an average-sized yoniis a mare and one with an unusually large yoni is an elephant. The Kama Sutra identifies nine types of sexual union, based on each of the three lingam types copulating with each of the three yoni types.

Sexual Arousal During Meditation

It is not uncommon for people to experience sexual arousal during meditation. This is particularly obvious in the case of males, as shown here, because of the presence of an erection – but sexual arousal of similar intensity can occur in females, often accompanied by an extended series of multiple orgasms.

Although this connection between a spiritual practice like meditation and sexual arousal may seem surprising, it occurs because both phenomena involve the channeling of cosmic Kundalini energy. For more information, see the ebook Sex Meditation.

Tantric Sex and Tantric Buddhism

Modern Tantric teachers often downplay the role of Buddhism in Tantric sex, while teachers of Tantric Buddhism tend to downplay the role of sex in Buddhist practice. In fact the two – Tantric Sex and Tantric Buddhism – are inextricably linked, as John T. Houseman explains in his fascinating new book Great Bliss: Tantric Sex and the Path to Inner Awakening. This is the first complete modern instruction book on Tantric Buddhism, and the first on Buddhist sexual yoga.

The heart of the book is a first-ever translation from the Sanskrit of the Ninth Century master Shabara’s The Sadhana of Secret Vajravilasini, a masterpiece of the world’s spiritual-erotic literature, and an ideal text for sexual yoga practice. Great Bliss reveals thousand year-old secrets, and is a landmark contribution to the study and practice of Tantric sex in the West. The book includes hundreds of authentic practices, making it an almost inexhaustible resource for Tantra teachers and students.

John T. Houseman is a teacher of Tantric Buddhism in the tradition of the Indian siddhas. A student of many Tantric traditions for over thirty years, he trained as a lama under the guidance of the Tibetan master His Eminence Garchen Rinpoche, completing an intensive, solitary three-year retreat. John also trained with many Western Tantra teachers including Margot Anand. He received a Bachelor’s Degree with honors in Religion from Wesleyan University, where he studied Buddhism with Robert Thurman, and earned his master’s degree from Columbia University. For four years he served on the staff of Karma Triyana Dharmacakra monastery in Woodstock, New York, the North American headquarters of His Holiness the 17th Karmapa. His newly published book is the result of his twenty year search to find the original teachings of Tantric Buddhism.

Great Bliss: Tantric Sex and the Path to Inner Awakening can be downloaded free of charge from HolyBooks.com.

Johns’ Night Out

Illustration by Tyler Wintermute

On a cold spring evening, 75 guests—more than half of them male—milled about in a private room beneath a midtown restaurant. The men, middle-aged and dressed in office clothes, looked nervous. To gain entrance, they had given a muscleman in a tight black T-shirt an unsealed envelope containing $120 in cash. In exchange, they were handed a neon orange wristband for the open bar.

The basement was low and dark, the walls lined with gleaming wood paneling. The guys stood awkwardly fiddling with their drinks, pretending to watch the ­Islanders game on the TVs above the bar. A few wore wedding rings.

Occasionally they would look away from the television and fix the women with appraising stares.  The women, for their part, huddled in groups. They were younger and wore tight dresses and stilettos, except for a ­petite one in a cable-knit sweater and jeans, every inch the bookish undergrad.

A woman in a shimmery evening gown walked up and introduced herself. “Is this your first mixer?” she asked me. Her eyelids were caked with glitter.

“It is.” I motioned to the anxious men. “Is this how it usually is?”

“Pretty much. Guys are always shy at first. If you don’t go up to us, we go up to you.” The woman reached into her purse and handed me a business card, which read COMPANION. She leaned in close to my ear. “Call me sometime.”

Throughout the night I would receive a half-dozen other business cards that bore job titles like “entertainer,” “VIP ­concierge,” “hostess.” One card read SHOWGIRL. “It used to say ‘ballet dancer,’ ” said the card’s bearer, a statuesque blonde. “But ever since Black Swan, every­one’s a fucking ballet dancer.”

One woman had a card that said she was a sales rep for a wine company. Next to her name was a little photo of a red wineglass. “In case his wife finds it,” she explained.

In the world of prostitution, a “mixer” is a meet-and-greet for escorts and johns. They are invitation-only affairs, the guest list drawn from a close-knit community of sex workers and their clients. In New York, large mixers are traditionally held about once every four months.

The purpose is twofold: Johns get to know escorts without paying their normal rate—the cheapest woman at a mixer ­usually requires a “donation” of no less than $350 per hour of her time, and a few charge double that amount. So the men have a strong incentive to shop before buying. “You can read her reviews, look at her pictures, even talk with her on the phone,” one john told me. “But there’s nothing like meeting her and seeing if you have that spark.”

Escorts, in turn, gain access to a room of potential clients. “It’s a business-­networking event,” said one who describes herself on her website as a “courtesan.” “They get to see you’re a real person.”

Many of the attendees first learned about the mixer on the website the Erotic Review, or TER, as its devotees call it, which is like a Yelp for prostitution. Men post reviews of escorts, describing a ­woman’s physical appearance, services provided, and price. Conversations are riddled with euphemisms like “hobbyist” or “monger”—short for “whoremonger”—for the men and ­“providers” for the women.

Recent discussion threads were titled “Favorite Condom?”; “If a Provider’s Late, When Do You Bail?”; and “If Your SO/Wife Found Out You Hobbied, What Would She Do?”

It was on TER this past December that a poster named Vadhaman announced he’d be holding a mixer in the spring. Sex parties, at which providers’ services can be purchased on-site, are occasionally advertised on TER, but Vadhaman made it clear that his party would be platonic: “It will be a mixer only,” he wrote in another post. “Nothing on-site beyond eating, drinking, meeting and greeting.”

To maintain secrecy, Vadhaman never publicly reveals the location of a mixer, and to attend, posters RSVP using the board’s private-message system. Usually, a mixer host will only invite people he’s met, either from the boards or in person. Infiltration by law enforcement is always a concern, and if a host doesn’t know a person who wants to attend, he may ask for references from a provider or two.

In the private room, as the night ­progressed and the alcohol kicked in, most of the men lost their shyness and began to mingle. Some of them, the ones who knew each other from previous mixers, shook hands and slapped backs. But whatever intimacy the men may feel with one another, johns told me, ­personal questions are off-limits.

“There are guys whom I’ve known for years and I don’t know their first name,” one john said. “I know their face, I know their handle, I know what girls they’ve seen, but not what they do for a living, where they live, if they’re married.”

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Hermaphroditus

A number of ancient deities combine male and female characteristics. Perhaps the most archetypal is Hermaphroditus, from whose name we get the word hermaphrodite. In Greek mythology, Hermaphroditus was the offspring of the Goddess Aphrodite and the God Hermes. Originally a boy, he was transformed into a male-female hybrid through union with a water nymph. The cult of Hermaphroditus was popular in ancient Rome, where he was worshipped as the deity of bisexuality and effeminacy. The statue shown here is from Monte Porzio in Italy, and dates from the 2nd century AD. It is now in the Louvre Museum in Paris.

Sex in Babylon

The ancient Babylonians held an exalted view of sex as inducing an altered state of wonder. The clay plaque shown here dates from the early second millennium BC, and predates the Kama Sutra by over 1500 years. It depicts a man penetrating a woman from behind, one of the most popular positions seen in Babylonian art. Anal sex was a popular means of contraception in the ancient world, and the depiction of couples engaging in rear entry may be indicative of that practice.

Source: 4,000-year-old erotica depicts a strikingly racy ancient sexuality.

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Tantric Art

The Tantric tradition of India and Tibet is much broader in its scope than the subset of Tantric Sexuality taught in the West. While Western Tantra focuses on practical techniques, the Eastern form also uses sexual symbolism for purely meditational purposes. As such, Tantric art often contains imagery that can seem bizarre to Western eyes. This Tibetan-style devotional painting, for example, depicts an animal-headed female deity trampling on two small figures while she menstruates into a bowl they are holding. At the same time, she is balancing the Hindu elephant God Ganesha on her hands and performing fellatio on him – in other words, sucking his penis!

The Amazon

In the Missionary Position of sexual intercourse, the woman lies passively on her back with her legs apart, and the man thrusts his penis in and out of her vagina. The Amazon Position, illustrated here, is the exact opposite of this. It is named after the ruthless female warriors of ancient Greek mythology, the Amazons, who required complete control over their submissive male partners. To this end, the man lies passively on his back with his legs apart, while the woman grips his penis with her powerful vaginal muscles and thrusts energetically back and forth, mimicking the traditional “fucking” action of the male.

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How to Make a Girl Squirt

There are many ways to make a girls squirt, and all is needed are fingers and oral job. The best advice is to try with exploration in different things, different numbers of fingers, different parts of her pussy and ass. Most important is to be innovative and inventive.

Surely, some of the best fingering comes in conjunction with oral, but there is a little secret that gives to any women best orgasm of her life.

Here are step by step instructions how to make a girl squirt:

You can start by performing oral on her inner thighs, clitoris and labia especially, to start getting her relaxed and wet. You must continually suck and lick the clitoris throughout the duration of the whole oral act, because oral increases power, pleasure and increases chances of female ejaculating orgasm.

With the hand you write with, take two fingers closest to your thumb (pointer and middle finger) and make them wet with her pussy juice or with your mouth. The most important thing is to make sure your nails are trimmed and not sharp, because you could hurt her.

Slide those two fingers in, with the fingerprint part of the fingers facing up (nails down), slide them in firmly but slowly, as far as they will go without using too much pressure. If she is really tight you may need to start with one, and if there is a lot of wetness but resistance, you may need to tease and taste her pussy some more. Once you get those fingers in, tease her inner walls slowly with the pads of your fingers, and get her even more juicy. When you think that she is ready to have the orgasm of her life, you may begin:

  1. Now you will maneuver your fingers to find her g-spot. Yes, it exists, and yes, every woman has one. Slide your fingers in about 2 inches, UP, and then BACK towards the front of the pussy (like you’re going up behind her clitty). Her g-spot is actually a patch of her inner walls which is on the FRONT INNER WALL of her pussy, above the hole itself. So, in, up, and back towards the entrance. You should feel, on that wall, a very rough patch of skin – rougher than the rest of her smooth inner pussy. You’ve found it. Congratulations.

  2. By making a beckoning motion with your two fingers (a come hither, bending fingers motion), you should be able to pull the fingerprint/pad part of the tips of your two fingers against that spot. Try it. Pull back against it with your two fingers and press a little. Tease it, stimulate it with your fingers. Make her feel good. She should be squirming and breathing very heavily by now.

  3. As you start to rhythmically tap/press/pull your fingertips against the g-spot, she should start getting wetter. If you’re doing it right, and she’s comfortable with it, you’ll start to hear squelching, sponge-like sounds. The g-spot is like a sponge, it contains a lot of liquid, and feels rough. Keep pressing your fingers against it, over and over, rhythmically, with the same kind of rhythm as if you were sliding your cock in and out of her pussy.

  4. As she starts to get wetter, and enjoy it more, start doing it harder. The more she thrashes from side to side, the harder you do it. Eventually, you can replace the tapping/poking of the g-spot with an outright speed-sliding of those two fingers in and out of her hole. Do it faster and faster, maintain the rhythm, but increase the force. Even when you’re slamming them straight in and out of her hole, try and maintain an upward, outward force with the fingertips, so you’re still pressing up against that g-spot even as you’re slamming her with your fingers with reckless abandon.

  5. Through all of this, she should be squelching, squirming and OBVIOUSLY loving it. If she’s not, you should stop. If she says it hurts (especially if she says it more than once, you might want to stop or at LEAST slow down or not do it so hard. Make sure she’s always wet – not dry for any period of time.

  6. Now here’s the crucial part. When she gets close to ejaculation, she will say that she needs to pee. SHE DOES NOT NEED TO PEE. It’s just a temporary sensation that will pass, but you have to make sure she knows about it beforehand, and you have to make sure she does not stop you, and you do not desist in your slamming. Hold her legs apart with the other hand, if you have to. You can even use your head or knees or whatever to hold her legs open, but make sure she stays relatively still (or she might get hurt on your fingers) and that you KEEP GOING. In fact, when she needs to pee, that’s when you should start doing it harder, cause orgasm is around the corner.

  7. 10-50 seconds after the pee sensation begins, she will start to cum. When she does, DON’T STOP. Just do it harder and harder and harder, pressuring the g-spot upwards all the while. Now she should start to ejaculate. She’ll scream, and her pussy will start shooting clear (transparent), odorless liquid all over the place. There could be a lot of it, it might soak you completely and soak the sheets and everything around her, so make sure you’re prepared.

I guarantee you, if she’s never had one before, the squirting orgasm will be the best orgasm of her life. In my experience, 97% of women are capable of having them, and in certain circumstances, I think it’s more like 99.9%. If you want her to ejaculate in great volumes, have her drink lots of water before you do it, and stay well hydrated. Once she’s finished squirting, SHE CAN SQUIRT AGAIN. Especially if you didn’t do it too hard, and still got her to cum, you can usually start all over, and between one and ten minutes later, she’ll be squirting again. Usually, you have to do it harder each time. My record is seven. The girl that squirted seven times in 45 minutes passed out for 6 hours afterwards (it’s physically exhausting and dehydrating) so be careful if you try more than 2 at once.

Most girls pass out after a couple of them. This can make a girl fall in love and at the very least want to fuck your brains out, so use it wisely rather than to your advantage. Don’t take advantage of people using this. If you do it wrong, or if she’s on her period, she might bleed. That’s usually okay, but just make sure you don’t hurt her, and you stop if she’s screaming with pain, rather than pleasure.

You should always have a safe word with your partner, and you should always make sure she knows what you intend to do and that she’s fine with it. Enjoy this, and I hope it works out for you; I hope it works out for HER, even more so. If it does… well, just wait and see. I’m jealous of women because of g-spot orgasms! There’s NO male equivalent – it’s just absolute ecstasy, nothing less. Remember there are at least fifty ways to make a woman cum (actually lots more) and at least five different types of orgasms so don’t limit yourselves to this whether it works or not.

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